Train Me Sawar Dehaati

Train Me Sawar Dehaati:
Yaar Maine Thookna Hai, Kahan Thookun??

Aadmi:
Aglay Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook 2.

Dehaati:
Agar Use Pata Chal Gaya To....?

Aadmi(Ghusse Se):
Jab Maine Tumhari Jaib Me Thooka
To Tumhe Pata Chala Tha.....??:-)=P