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martedì 28 agosto 2012
BIWI AUR NOKAR
aik dafa shohar apne ghar se bhahir gaya aur bv ke pass aik nokar ke hawaley kiya aur kaha k koi bhi kam ho to nokar se bol dena .
next day bv ne nokar se kaha ke ye kam tum ne har roz karney hain
jab mein subha uthon to bed sheet thek kar dena
mere kaprey istry kar dena
bazar se kino le ana
doodh cup mein dal kar dena
next day jab bv subha uthy to nojar ne chader khenchy aur usy nechay gira diya
kaprey istry kartey hue phar diye
kino nichor diye
doodh hud pi gaya
jab shohar ghar aya to bv ne kaha
is ne mujhey nechey giraya
mere kaprey pharey
mere kino nechorey aur
mera doodh be pe gaya
Wapda k 1 officer ne elan kya
Wapda k 1 officer ne elan kya k 5 din tak light nhi ay gi Ksi ko kuch kahna h?
Sardar:G Muje kahna he
Officer:kho
Sardar: Jaaa Kisy Kuti Diya bacheya..
800 ka new mobile
Yr 800 ka naya Mobile liya hai ! jis me usb infrared bluetooth 5 mega pixal camera touch screen mp3 radio 8gb memory Internet kuch bhi ni hai Theek Mila Hain na
1 choti bachi dukandar sy
1 choti bachi dukandar sy: uncel jab main bari ho jaon gai to ap muj say shadi karin gay Dukandar: mazak sy han bachi to ap apni hony wali wife ko choklate nai 2 gay?
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