Mera Dil Mujse Kehta Hai

Mera Dil Mujse Kehta Hai
Meri Dharkan Mai Koi Rehta Hai

Wo Khuwab Hai Ya Koi Sapna Hai
Wo Ghair Nai Mera Apna Hai
...
Jo Raat Bhar Mujko Jagata Hai
Kuch Kehte Kehte Chup Hojata Hai

Meri Sochon Mai Jiska Basera Hai
Wo Mera Hai Sirf Mera Hai
Or Wo Naam Sirf Tera hia

Mery Wajood Ko Tu Samat Lay Main Bikher Raha Hon Zara Zara

Mery Wajood Ko Tu Samat Lay Main Bikher Raha Hon Zara Zara
Mery Ansuoon Ko Pochun Main Sisak Raha Hon Zara Zara
Meri Chahaton Ko Samaj Kabhi Meri Hasratoon Ka Khyal KerTery Dedar Ki Ik Arzoo Main Tarap Raha Hon Zara Zara
Apne Payer Ka Ik Diya Meri Rah Main Tu Jala Kabhi Andahri Rat Ka Nag Muje Das Raha Ha Zara Zara

Yaad Rakhna

Inaam Ke Kabil To Ham Nahi,
Hame Ilzaam Na Dijiye,

Hameri Yaad Apko Ho Na Ho,
Par Gairon Ka Naam Na Dijiye.

meine apne mehboob se kaha

meine apne mehboob se kaha
kyun mujhe zindagi ke manjhdhar par chodh gaye
unhone kaha meine nahi chodha tumhe pagal
zindagi ne he mujhe chodh diya........

abb mein kabar mein hun
orr tumhe wahin se dekh raha hun
bas ekk guzarish he tumse
meri kabar par wahi phul rakha karo
har roz ...
jo mein tumhare balon mein lagaya karta tha...

aaj hum wahi phul unki kabar par dalte hein
lekin ye kambaqt ansoon rukne ka naam nahi lete....

yaad na kar

yaad na kar tu woh haseen pal zindagi key,tujhko aur bhi woh rulatey hain

lakh chahey tu rok le ashqoon ko ,phir bhi yunhi nikal aatey hain

sachi mohabbat karne valoon ka hota hai yahi hal har baar

kashti mein sawaar sab hote hai bas wohi akele kinaroon pe teher jate hain

ansoo ki dhaar

na rokey aaj hamey koi dard mein doob jane de
jitney bhi ansoo kaid hai aaj unko bahane de

suna hai humney pani ki dhaar se patthar bhi katjate hain
dekhenge haal pe mere kya sang dil bhi pigal jatey hain




arey teez bijli ki dhaar bhi na unhey kaat saki
ansoo toh unkay saamney yuhi bekaar mein behjatey hain

pyaar ki ulfat unko kya maloom hai
jinkey jasbaat daulat ke samney bik jaatey hain

Hum Bewafa Mashhor Huye

Ek Khushi ki Chaah Mai har Khushi se Door Huye Hum.

Kisi se kuch keh Bhi na Sake itne Majboor Huye Hum.

Na Aayi Unhe Nibhaani Pyar mai Wafa.

Aur Zamany ki Nazar Bewafa K Naam se Mashhoor Huye Hum.

Hum Bewafa to Nahi

Rehte Hain Hum Door to Kya Hua,
Hum Juda to Nahi,

Baat Nahi ker Sakte to Kya Hua,
Hum Khafa to Nahi,

Na Nilna Hamari Majboori Hai,
Per Hum Bewafa to Nahi.

Magar Bewafa Nahi Hai

Sab Kuch Hai Mere Pas Per Dil ki Dawa Nahi

Door wo Mujhse hai Per Main Khafa Nahi.

Maloom hai Ab bhi Pyar Karta hai Mujhe.

Wo Thora Ziddi Hai Magar Bewafa Nahi.

Bewafai Mili Sirf Mujhe

Barbad Kar Gaye Wo Zindagi Pyar k Naam Se

Bewafai Mili Sirf Wafa k Naam Se

Zakhm He Zakham Diye us ne Dawa k Naam Se

Asman Bhi Ro Para Meri Muhabat k Anjam Se.

Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho

Humare Muskurane ki Wajah Tum Ho,

Hamare Zindagi ka Matlab Tum Ho,

Agar Chor Diya Saath Hamara To Samajh Lena

K Hamari Maut ki Waja Bhi Tum Ho.

Pyar Ka Insurance

Kash Pyar Ka Insurance Hojata,

Pyar Karne Se Pehle Premium Bharwaya Jata.

Pyar Me Wafa Mili To Theek Warna

Bewafaon Pe Jo Kharcha Hota Uska Claim To Mil Jata.

Phir Bhi Wafa Karti Rahi

Bewafa To Woh Khud Thi,

Par Ilzaam Kisi Aur ko Deti Hai.

Pehle Naam Tha Mera Uske Hothon Par,

Ab Woh Naam Kisi Aur ka Leti Hai.

Kabhi Leti Thi Wada Mujhse Saath Na Chorne Ka,

Ab Yehi Wada Kisi Aur Se Leti Hai.

Bohat Toot Kar Chahy Ga

SOCHA Tha k Wo Bohat TOOT kar CHAHAY ga Humein..


Lekin ye kia Sitam hy k
"Socha" be Hum ne
"Chaha" be Hum ne
Aur
"Toot" b Hum gaye.

Tera Auron Se Pyar Karna

Mere QataL ka Irada ho tou Khanjar se Waar na karna


Mere Marne k Lye kafi ha Tera Auron Se Pyar Karna.

Dhoop Me Barsat Se Pehle

Nafrat Ki Dhoop Me Barsat Se Pehle,

Halaat Na Thay Aese Teri Mulaqat Se Pehle,

Har kisi ko Hamdard Samajh lete Thay,

Hum Bhi kitne Saada thay Muhabbaton k Tajurbat Se Pehle.

Useful Adult Information

USEFUL INFORMATION

Aik woman ki life me average 360 mensis aatay hain.

Chotay qad ki ladies lambay qad ki ladies se ziyada
Lamba Penis bardashat kerti hain.
Q k un ki uterus tall females k muqablay me door hoti hai.

Females aik night mai maximum 10 times sex kerwa sakti hai.
Jab k male k penis main se 8th time blood aana shuru hojata hai.

Female k breast k nipple mai 16 hole hotay hain.

1 female k saath avg 600 time sex hota hai after marriage.

SHABBIR Tu Dekhe Ga

Shadi Ki Raat:
Husband: Ijazat Hai?
Wife:Shrmate Hue Ji.
Husband Ne Door Lock Kya,
Windo Lock Ki,
Parde Daley Light Off Ki N Bed Py Agya..
Bivi Ne Keha Koi Faida Nahi.
Husband:
Herat Se Kyun?
Wife:Koi Dekhe Ya Na Dekhe

"SHABBIR" Tu Dekhe Ga... ;->

Tumhari Kis Ne Maari Thi?

Ek badshah shikar par gaya


Usne ek hirni Dekhi
us ka naam "Tumhari" Tha

Badshah ne ghalti se usko goli maar di..

Wo zakhmi hogai
phir HATHI k paon k nechy a kar wo mar gai.....

Sawaal hy k

"Tumhari" Kis Ne Maari Thi?

Badshah ne ya HATHI ne?
Reply must.
Hans mat jawab de jawab.

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya

1st Time Kiya To Khoon Aaya.

2nd Time Kiya To Dard Hua.

3rd Time Jalan Hui.

4th Time Kiya To Smoothly Hua.

Shuruvat Me SHAVING aise Hi Hoti Hai!

Husband and Wife Claimed to be Virgin

On Their First Night,
Both Husband and Wife Claimed to be a Virgin.

Wife: Honey, Are you sure you are a Virgin?
If this is your First time, Why are you Doing so Well?

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Husband: If this is Your First Time,
How you Know that I'm doing So Well? :-)

Jitnay Moo Utni Baaten

Shohar Wedding Night ko Wife Se:
Dikhny Main to Tumhari Neck Barri Soft Aur Pink Hai.

Wife (Sharmaaty hue): Pata nahi!

"Jitnay Moo Utni Baaten" :-)

2 Khobiyon Wali GirlFriend

Zindagi Mai 2 Khobiyon Wali GirlFriend Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hen
.
Aik.
Ache Ikhlaaq Wali
Or
Doosri..
Z
Ze
ZeR
ZeRo MeTeR

Meri Biwi Pani Se Darti Hai

Sardar: Yar Meri Biwi Pani Se Bohat Darti Hai.

Friend: Acha Wo Kaise?

Sardar: Yar Kal Mein Ghar Gaya To Wo Bathtub Mai Bhi Security Guard K Sath Bethi Thi.!!=PXD

I Slept With Dad Last Night

Englsh Class Kid:

Me sleep With Dad last night

Miss corrected:

No beta, I Slept With Dad Last Night!

Kid:

No miss, Aap mere sone k bad I hongi! :-)

Jab Bhi Chai Peeta Hon

Patient 2 Doctor:
Doctor Main Jab Bhi Chai Peeta Hon,
To Meri Aankh Me Dard Hone Lagta Hai.

Doctor:
Chai Peene Se Pehle Cup Me Se Chamcha
Nikal Liya Karen. :-)

Train Me Sawar Dehaati

Train Me Sawar Dehaati:
Yaar Maine Thookna Hai, Kahan Thookun??

Aadmi:
Aglay Aadmi Ki Jaib Me Thook 2.

Dehaati:
Agar Use Pata Chal Gaya To....?

Aadmi(Ghusse Se):
Jab Maine Tumhari Jaib Me Thooka
To Tumhe Pata Chala Tha.....??:-)=P

Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha

Father 2 Son:
Afzal Tum Rat Ko Kis Waqt Soye The?

Afzal:
Main Raat Ko 2 Baje Tak Home Work
Karta Rahah Tha.

Father:
Magar Raat 11 Baje To Bijli Chali
Gai Thi.

Afzal (Ghabrate Hue):
Main Parhne Me Itna Magan Tha K
Bijli Aane Or Jane Ka Pata He Nai Chala. :-)

EK Dafa 30 Sardar Kashti Me

EK Dafa 30 Sardar Kashti Me
Safar Kar Rahe The, Or Sare K Sare
Mar Gaye...
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Waja?
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Kashti Pani Me Ruk Gai Thi,
Or Sare Sardar Dhakka Lagane K Liye
Neeche Utar Gaye The. :-)

Line Kaisay Maari Jaati Hai

Aaiye Hum Aap Sab Ko
Sikhatay Hein Kay
Line Kaisay Maari Jaati Hai


Line Maarnay Kay
2 Tareeqay
Bohat Aam Or Asaan Hein...
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Pehla Tareeqa: Kachi Pencil Say...

Dooja Tareeqa: Pakki Pencil Say....

Mobile Invented In Pakistan

Agar Mobile PAKISTAN Me Bana Karte To Us Me Yeh Templates Hote:

1. Begairat Call Kar
2. Cigarette Lete Hue Ana
3. Date Per Hun. Abi Msg Na Kar
4. Yar Kisi Bachi Ka Numbr To De
5. Balance Hai?? Thora Sa Share Maardey
6. Bakwas Band Kar
7. Kaminey.....! Mar Gaya Tha Kia.....
8. Oye! Lite Aa Gai Hai???
9. Usko Buri Nazr Se Nai Dekh, Bhabi Ha Teri
10. Yar Bachi Naraz Ho Gae Hai Ek Do Pappu C Ghazlain To Bhej. :-)

1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar Kha Kar

1 Bacha Ghar Se Mar Kha Kar

Ghusy me School

Ja Raha Tha.

Raste Me Kisi Ne Pocha

Beta Parhty Ho?

Bacha: Nai, Uniform Main Mujra Karny Jata Hoon. :-)

Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo

Difference B/W LOVE & FRIENDSHIP:
Balnce Na Hote Hue B Kuch B Kr K Call Krna Is LOVE
&


Balnce Hote Hue B Baat Na Krna Is FRNDSHIP.
Doob K Mar Jao Besharmo. :-)

Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat

Dadi: Pappu?

Omer: Dadi 1 min.

Dadi: Ary Pappur?

Omer: Dadi Aikkk Minuteee.

Dadi: Pappu?
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Pappu: Buddhi Ruk Ja Ata Hon Poti Kr Rha Hon. :-)

Moral: Her Koi Bathroom Main Phone Pay Baat Nahi Karta.

Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey!

Agar Ab Mujhe Kisi Ne Pepsi Pe Sms Kiya To...










Allah Kare Us K Mulk Ka Sadar Mar Jaey!
Aameen.
So Send Me Sms Fast ON PEPSI. :-)

Abbreviation of FARAZ

Aap Ne Bohat Se Sms Me Faraz Ki Zillat Hoti Dekhi
Or Suni Lekin Ap Ne Socha K Ye K0nsa Faraz Ha?

Ye Poet 'Faraz' Nahi.

Lafz 'Faraz' Ki Haqiqat Ye Hay

F% Fazal U Rehman
A%Altaf Hussain
R% Rehman Malik
A% Asfand Yar Wali
Z% Z@rdari

Ab Samaj Aya Faraz Ki Itni Zilat Kiu Hoti Hay. :-)

Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe

Aik Khargosh Roz Lohaar ki Dukan Pe jata or kehta:
GAJAR hai?

Lohaar inkar kr deta.

Aik din lohaar ko ghussa aya or us ne khargosh k dant torr diye.

Phir





Phir kya...?
Agle din khargosh Aaya Or bola:




GAJAR KA JUICE HAI... :-)

Film K Poster Pe Peer k Urrs

1 Film K Poster Pe Kisi PEER k Urrs Ka Postr Lag Gaya

Poster Phat Gaya Or Likhai Mix Ho Gai


1 Ticket Me 2 Mazey
Langr k Bad Zabrdst Dance Ho Ga.

Molana Sultan Rahi Ka Full Action K 7
Khawateen K Liye Pardy Ka Khas Intzam Hai.
Reema & Saima K Dilfarayb Raqs Me Sharek Ho Kar
Sawab.E.Darayn Hasil Karen.:-)